iSporter Jigar Mehta raps about the latest controversy created by Shoaib Akhtar's criticism of his idol Sachin Tendulkar.
Knock Knock, who am I?
I am Shoaib, I used to be the fastest guy!
Fiercest I was, always made the batsmen cry
Controversially yours, I never ever tell a lie!
With fearful run up & a Bulging eye-ball stare
Highly Omnipotent, I was batsman's real Nightmare!
Remember 1999 Calcutta, and the greatest bowling spell
Sachin and Dravid were given a pretty grand farewell!
Rahul wasn't a match winner, and Sachin trembled with fear
I was the king, Pakistan's greatest Pioneer!
Yo yo yo cut the crap cut the crap,
Don't try to reach beyond the scope
Agreed you were the fastest
Yes fastest one to dope, err.. sorry the fastest one to grope (ball tampering)
Used disgraceful tactics, trying to climb up popularity rope
Man! After all these super efforts,
Still your career graph shows a downward slope!
LOL, ROFL, LMAO, came out when u said
Sachin had a Shoaib-Fear
Forgot the third-man six! Ah I forgot your mind was never clear!
The leg-flick and straight drive marked the end of your career!
Rawalpindi Test 2004, Scared to hell,
Faking an injury, you did profusely sweat
Dravid's 270 made sure that your Pants were 99% wet!
Someone just cracked a joke about fear on the biggest stage
Yes he is the one who has been afraid over the years to reveal his real age
Wake up Mr. Afridi and give your Brains a jerk
Ah I forgot, you never used your brains and Legs
How can you know what is footwork!
My rap isn't finished yet,
And your eye already has a sorrowful tear!
I have a request and the request is quite sincere
Never try to dominate him & get into the top gear
His name is Sachin, and he is cricketing God my Dear
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yo! yo! Abhi singh
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... loved it  I respect shoaib a lot but this act is really shameful for an international cricketer, we all know who is the best batsman ! Sachin tendulkar is our god and we r proud of him |
yo! yo! Abhi singh
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... loved it I respect shoaib a lot but this act is really shameful for an international cricketer, we all know who is the best batsman ! Sachin tendulkar is our god and we r proud of him |
Gaurav Kaushik Kataky
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... Sachin is d god of world cricket. Dravid is also a legend. Akhtar and afridi r nothing in front of SACHIN & DRAVID. |
sandheep
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... Really cool dude .. I em a devotee of sachin .. really lovely too see this rap.. pakistani's suckz to de core |
Salil Mahadik
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... Good poem, Jigar. Also, check out this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2AoT6thymY Baap Baap Hota Hai, Beta Neta Hota Hai Virendra Sehwag explaining how Sachin humbled Shoaib! |
Jigar Mehta
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... Thank you all for reading the article and appreciate your feedback ! More to come One question to all: What are your views on this Rap style like article? do you like it or you would prefer simple straight forward articles? Sports is in my Blood! |
Raghavan
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... Superb Rap.  But one point you could have considered:This Shoaib also had the audacity to call Zaheer unfit for cricket when he himself was exceptionally unfit.Both went to play County Cricket for Worcestershire.But Zaheer became a hero there and made a comeback for India as a Warrior while Shoaib only invited more controversy. |
Anand
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... chacha! tooo much..awesome..read this somewhere about shoaib..Pehle bhi fekta tha , abhi bhi fekta hai!! |
Pallavi
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... Your best poem till date..Humorous to the core..Even Mr. ControversiallyOurs should give it a read.. Fav part: Fastest one to dope .. This time, a cheers to you man, JIgar.. good work.  |
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